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What's Long And Hard Jokes

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What's long and hard and has cum in it?

A cucumber, but I like the way you think

What's long and hard on a black guy

His prison sentence

I hope this hasn't been said before, I half came up with this all by my lonesome

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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