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What's difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bomber?

The bomber successfully stopped a race

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What's difference between the United States and unprotected sex?

With the US, it doesn't matter if it pulls out or not. You are screwed anyways.

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What's difference between excess and surplus? [NSFW]

Excess: The part of the boob which does't fit in your mouth


Surplus: The second boob

What's difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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What's difference between dollars and Jews?

I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars.

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