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What's Black And White And Red All Over Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's black and white and red all over?

* Classic answer: A newspaper.
* Children's answer: A zebra with a suntan.
* Holiday answer: Santa at the bottom of the chimney.
* Religious answer: An priest realizing that he really is wearing a dress.
* Appalling answer: An interracial couple in an automobile accident.

What's black and white and red all over and can't fit through a revolving door?

a NUN, with a SPEAR through her head.

What's black and white and red all over?

A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds.

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While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train...

She said to me, "What's black and white and red all over?"

"Wow," I said, "You can speak English?"

"Just a riddle," she said.

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