Universes Jokes - 6 Hilarious Universes Jokes

Scientists have invented a way to send messages to alternate universes...

... they are calling them "parallelograms".

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What do you call two universes that collided?

Diverse.

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Parallel universes are a cool concept

but there’s no way I could park in one.

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In all of the possible universes where Spider-Man is of another culture or race, why can’t he be Australian?

Because if he got bitten by a spider in Australia he’d just die.

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There are 3,141,592 parallel universes where I have sex with yo momma..

Strangely enough in every single one of them she’s so fat...

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Alternate Universe

According to scientists there are an infinite number of alternate universes.
When I'm down I like to think about the opposite me in the opposite universe. He's handsome, rich, and successful. I feel better when I think about him and how small his penis must be.

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