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Space Time Jokes

How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum?

It takes a paradox.

Where do Time Travelers live?

The Space Time Condominium

A guy walks into a bar, and is greeted by a robot.

The robot says, “What’s your drink”? The man replies, “Whisky”. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ”? The man says 150. The robot then pours his whisky and proceeds to talk to the man about the space time continuum, time travel, and the multiverse. The man finishes his drink, and leaves the bar. ...

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