The female brain works on a different tangent than male.
Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
I told her, "Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids ...
Why do red tsunamis travel so far?
I'm dating a girl whose arms measure identically to mine when extended.
I think we're on the same wavelength.
A soprano and an alto are performing a duet.
After the performance, they meet up to talk about how they did.
After some time, they come to a conclusion that they weren’t on the same wavelength.
Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Werner Heisenberg, Georg Ohm, Galileo Galilei, Max Planck, and Louis de Broglie were carpooling to work...
...when they got pulled over for speeding. However, when the police officer tried to ask them how fast they were going, he couldn't get a straight answer, and the group was so rowdy that they had to be brought in for questioning.
So all 7 of them are taken to the police station, and individua...
Why did the two radio broadcasters get along so well?
They were on the same wavelength.