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Wavelength Jokes

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

Two radio towers fell in love with each other

They are on the same wavelength.

I'm dating a girl whose arms measure identically to mine when extended.

I think we're on the same wavelength.

Why did the two radio broadcasters get along so well?

They were on the same wavelength.

Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Werner Heisenberg, Georg Ohm, Galileo Galilei, Max Planck, and Louis de Broglie were carpooling to work...

...when they got pulled over for speeding. However, when the police officer tried to ask them how fast they were going, he couldn't get a straight answer, and the group was so rowdy that they had to be brought in for questioning.

So all 7 of them are taken to the police station, and individua...

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