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Neutrino Jokes

“We don’t serve neutrinos here.”

A neutrino walks into a bar.

A Neutrino Walks Into A Bar

A neutrino walks into a bar, and the barman says, "What can I get you?"

"Nothing, I'm just passing through."

Me: What do me and a neutrino have in common? Friend: What?

We are both constantly penetrating your mom UP TOP!

A Mexican particle physicist was asked if he was ready to explain the neutrino in layman's terms or if he required more time.

He said "no mass".

I can't eat neutrinos

They go right through me

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What is a neutrino's favorite holiday song?

"Have yourself a very little rest mass."

So you've all heard about the neutron that walks into a bar, but what about...

A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks:

"So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"

The neutrino a...

A small collection of my favorite science jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

 

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

Science Jokes

A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve viruses in this bar."
The virus replaces the bartender and says, "Now we do."


An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases in this bar."
The infectious disease says, "wel...

Physics Joke.

A bunch of neutrinos walk through a bar

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff.

What came first the ch-

Neutrino.

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