A neutrino walks into a bar, and the barman says, "What can I get you?"
"Nothing, I'm just passing through."
“We don’t serve neutrinos here.”
A neutrino walks into a bar.
A Mexican particle physicist was asked if he was ready to explain the neutrino in layman's terms or if he required more time.
He said "no mass".
I try to not eat neutrinos
They always seem to go right through me
Me: What do me and a neutrino have in common? Friend: What?
We are both constantly penetrating your mom UP TOP!
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What is a neutrino's favorite holiday song?
"Have yourself a very little rest mass."
So you've all heard about the neutron that walks into a bar, but what about...
A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks:
"So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"
The neutrino a...
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
“For you, sir, no charge!”
What's 2 times 2?
Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”
Mathematician: “After some consideration ...
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A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve viruses in this bar." The virus replaces the bartender and says, "Now we do."
An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases in this bar." The infectious disease says, "wel...
Why should you distrust atoms?
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff.
What came first the ch-
Neutrino.
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