A neutrino walks into a bar, and the barman says, "What can I get you?"
"Nothing, I'm just passing through."
Me: What do me and a neutrino have in common? Friend: What?
We are both constantly penetrating your mom UP TOP!
A Mexican particle physicist was asked if he was ready to explain the neutrino in layman's terms or if he required more time.
He said "no mass".
I try to not eat neutrinos
They always seem to go right through me
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What is a neutrino's favorite holiday song?
"Have yourself a very little rest mass."
A bunch of neutrinos walk through a bar
So you've all heard about the neutron that walks into a bar, but what about...
A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks:
"So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"
The neutrino a...
A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve viruses in this bar." The virus replaces the bartender and says, "Now we do."
An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases in this bar." The infectious disease says, "wel...
A small collection of my favorite science jokes
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
“For you, sir, no charge!”
What's 2 times 2?
Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”
Mathematician: “After some consideration ...
Why should you distrust atoms?
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff.
What came first the ch-