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Topology Jokes

I don’t like topology

in any way, shape or form.

Why do topology students get caught trespassing so often?

They can't seem to understand the difference between open and closed

A mathematician and his colleague go to a diner…

Professor Wilkins, a professor of topology, and his colleague, Professor Thompson of the statistics department, go to a diner near their building for lunch.

“So, what do you figure the chances are that I can get a free donut with lunch if I ask the waitress nicely?” asked Wilkins.

“Fre...

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