Antimatter Jokes - 10 Hilarious Antimatter Jokes

What career are people who produce antimatter in?

Reverse engineering.

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What do antimatter and MC Hammer have in common?

Can’t touch this

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Along with "Antimatter" and "Dark Matter" we've recently discovered the existence of...

"Doesn't Matter" witch appears to have no affect on the universe at all.

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What is the purpose of antimatter?

Doesn't matter.

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I would tell you an antimatter joke...

... but it doesn't matter

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A clown and an antimatter clown annihilate each other.

No laughing matter...

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I love living in my antimatter house...

It's in a negated community.

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My wife tried to make antimatter in the kitchen

But she ran out of counterspace

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Israel has started it's own space program.

The kosher rocket was launched with the brave astronauts onboard. With the groundbreaking tech, they flew extremely fast, passing planets, stars, occasionally some nebulae... They got so far in fact that they reached antimatter masses, but they kept flying. Then, they spotted an antiplanet. 'Let's l...

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At the beginning of time two schools were created.

One was Matter High, the other Antimatter High. Each was tasked with creating the fundamental laws that would define the growth and existence of the universe.

Students at Matter High developed Gravitation, Strong Attraction, Weak Attraction, and Electromagnetism.

Students at Antimatt...

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