We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons

If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.

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Did you guys know tomorrow they’ll only be 7 planets left?

Because tonight I’m destroying Uranus!

What did earth tell the other planets?

Get a life!

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There are seven planets now...

Pluto got demoted and I destroyed ur-anus last night.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "...

Everyone knows about Darth Vader, but very few people talk about his wife.

Ella wasn’t great at conquering planets but she did make it easier to navigate the Death Star.

In the 80's we used to think in 2020 we'll have flying cars cities on other planets, blah blah blah....

But No! Here we are, teaching people how to wash hands !!!

Today I pulled a key off my keyboard [long]

Today I pulled one of the CTRL keys from my keyboard and was shocked to find myself looking down at the entire universe: stars planets, black holes, the whole thing was right there beneath my keyboard.

I was so shocked I called a friend in to show her. After five minutes of gazing into total...

Why was the astronomer so good at finding new planets?

He was out standing in his field

What kind of music do planets like?

Neptunes.

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There's only 7 planets left now.

Ever since that guy totally destroyed Uranus.

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There's only gonna be seven planets in the sky tonight!

"Why? There's eight planets." She said with a look that only someone truly offended can give you. Our hero and Random Girl #24 talked for hours about space, planets, and stars until they both were well aquatinted with one another. She was leaning on his shoulder and then asked again, "why'd you say ...

How do planets staying busy during hunting season?

By shooting stars

Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after a god,

Except earth, which is named after all that stuff on the ground.

Sherlock and Watson go camping After a nice fire, roasting s'mores, and talking for a few hours, they finally crawl into their tent and go to sleep

In the middle of the night, Sherlock shakes Watson awake. "Tell me Watson" he said "What can you deduce by looking at the stars?"



Watson, slightly puzzled, said "Well, I can deduce by the number of them that the universe must be incredibly vast, and contain billions of stars. Likely...

What do you call an orgy between planets?

The Big Bang.

Why do Reddit astrologers not try to divine humor from the movement of planets?

Because the real joke is in the comets!

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Sherlock Holmes Looks at the Night Sky

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks, "Watson, what do you see?"


"Stars and the moon, dear Holmes," he says.


"What does it mean?" Sherlock asks.


"Well," says Watson. "It ...

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Scientists have found some planets to be edible

I guess now I can eat Uranus

Why do all planets want to date black holes?

Because they're so attractive!

It's the year 2070. Instead of putting funny one-liners in Christmas crackers, they put them in timecapsules embedded in space-rocks and send them to other planets.

The real joke is in the comets

What is Earth's favorite pastime?

Making fun of other planets for having no life.

Did you Know that all the planets are named after Roman gods?

Except the Earth, the Earth is named after the stuff on the ground.

\-from a great source for stupid jokes the Norm McDonald Show.

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