In the 80's we used to think in 2020 we'll have flying cars cities on other planets, blah blah blah....

But No! Here we are, teaching people how to wash hands !!!

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There's only 7 planets left now.

Ever since that guy totally destroyed Uranus.

How do planets staying busy during hunting season?

By shooting stars

Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after a god,

Except earth, which is named after all that stuff on the ground.

What kind of music do planets like?

Neptunes.

Why do Reddit astrologers not try to divine humor from the movement of planets?

Because the real joke is in the comets!

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There used to be 9 planets...

But Pluto was downgraded and now we have 8. And if youโ€™re lucky enough, soon we will only have 7. Because Iโ€™m about to destroy Uranus.

(Best if used a pickup line)

What do you call an orgy between planets?

The Big Bang.

Why do all planets want to date black holes?

Because they're so attractive!

Sherlock wakes Watson.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do ...

Did you Know that all the planets are named after Roman gods?

Except the Earth, the Earth is named after the stuff on the ground.

\-from a great source for stupid jokes the Norm McDonald Show.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.

After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.


"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."


Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."


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Did you know there will only be 7 planets tomorrow?

Because *I'm going* to *destroy* Uranus

It's the year 2070. Instead of putting funny one-liners in Christmas crackers, they put them in timecapsules embedded in space-rocks and send them to other planets.

The real joke is in the comets

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A scientist walks into a doctor's office to inquire about his fever.

The doctor asks the scientist to lay down and drop his pants, which the scientist does without question.

The doctor asks about the scientists field of work to which he replies "astronomy my dear boy". The doctor was overjoyed at this response as space had always interested him.


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