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Photon Jokes

How do you offend a photon?

You tell it that it doesn't matter.

A cop pulled over a spanish photon...

The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The photon said, "c."

How is a photon like an abandoned church?

They have no mass

Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?

He needed a light snack

A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.

The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

A Photon checks into a hotel.

The clerks asks if he needs any help with his luggage.


The Photon replies "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

A photon walks into a hotel.

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"
The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

A photon went on holiday.

When checking in at the airport...

Check In agent. "Do you have any luggage sir?"

Photon. "No, I'm travelling light"

What did the black hole say to the photon passing through its galactic backyard?

“Get bent.”

What does the photon says to the electron?

Why can't you c?

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

Just kidding, that's a really silly joke. Obviously photons aren't really Catholic. They're Hindu Ascetics. You know, cause they're always traveling light.

A photon decides to go on a day trip to Vegas.

When they went to board their plane, the flight attendant said "I'm sorry, did you forget your carry-on?"

"No," said the photon, "I'm traveling light".

What does a Spanish photon say when you tickle it?

“No mass! No mass!”

Why does a photon not weigh much?

Because it's light.

“Does a photon going through two slits act like a particle or a wave?”

“Well, it depends on how you look at it…”

A photon was traveling along a highway at the speed of light.

The BMW driver on its tail was furious that they couldn't pass it.

What do a pirate and a photon have in common?

They're both constantly moving at c

Nerd joke

A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."

I bought a book about photons the other day

It was for a bit of light reading

What do you think of photons being massless?

-Doesn't matter!

Photons hit you at over 300,000,000,00 m/s, and yet you don't even flinch.

It must be because they're so light.

A Photon and an Ion went to the airport

A photon and an ion went to the airport. When they got there, the other
passengers were surprised to see the ion handed his ticket without
paying, and the photon get waved through security. "What gives?" an
irate passenger asked. "Why does the photon get to go through
security?" "Oh," sa...

Two Photons enter a bar.

Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.

A photon checks into a hotel.

The bellhop says "can I take your bags?"

"No," she answers, "I'm traveling light."

*(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*

What do you call a photon that flies a plane?

A pilot light.

A Hispanic photon walks into a bar

No mas

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

Photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

What did one photon say to the other as they passed by each other?

Nothing, they just waved~

How heavy are photons?

They’re lightweight.

The electron asked the photon, “Have you packed a suitcase?”

The photon said, “No, I’m travelling light.”

An photon was walking through customs, and gets stopped by a TSA officer

The woman says “where are your bags?”
The photon replies “I’m traveling light”

A spanish photon walks into a bar

The bartender says "What'll it be?"

The photon says "Una cerveza por favor."

A few minute later the bartender comes back and the beer is finished so he says "Hey buddy, want another?"

The photon replies "No mas."

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During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere...

I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!

How can photons bend so easily?

They practice light yoga

What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common?

Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Why don’t photons carry suitcases on vacation?

They travel light.

Photon is massless, hence it can travel with the speed of light. The energy of a photon is given by E=pc where p is the momentum of the photon. What do you call those special photons that has mass?

Catholics

What's the difference between a futon and a photon?

One is kinda heavy and the other's really light.

How do we know photons are massless?

They're traveling light.

A photon checks into a hotel..

The bellhop says: "Can I get your bags?"

The photon says: "that's ok, I'm traveling light"



- I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

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Photons don't have mass.

Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?

I saw a photon go by...

...it seemed friendly, but it didn't wave.

A photon walks into a bar...

And he asks the barman for some peanuts.

The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve light snacks."

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

I just came up with this

A photon us going through airport security. The security guard says "that's not a lot of luggage" the photon says "I'm travelling light.

A photon both raises his hand and shouts "Goodbye!"

It's a wave and a parting call.

The new image shows the black hole having bright ring formed as photons from light gets drawn in the intense gravity around a black hole that is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun…

..but it still doesn't suck more than your Mom.

I always hear that many hands make light work...

But I'm pretty sure that that's photons.

What did the Spanish photon say when it had finally had enough of being the electromagnetic force carrier?

No mas.

A few moments after the big bang a cloud full of Hydrogen atoms fall into a blackhole and die.

A few moments after the big bang a cloud full of Hydrogen atoms fall into a blackhole and die. The arrive at the border between multiverses and meet Saint Platinum-Erbium

St PtEr says to them "Welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through, but before I may do that, I must ask each...

A small collection of my favorite science jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

 

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

Photons from a rainbow hit you at almost 300 million m/s and you don’t even flinch

I guess they are pretty light

Try this...

Two photons walk into a bar...

One says to the bartender "Don't you know who I am?"

The other answers for the bartender, "No, he doesn't even know who he is..."

The bartender lights a candle... from both ends.

While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted,

"Photons matter!"

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