The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The photon said, "c."
What does a photon and a pirate have in common?
They both travel at c.
A photon checks into a hotel
When the bellhops asks to take its luggage the photon replies “I don’t have any, I’m traveling light”
How is a photon like an abandoned church?
They have no mass
Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?
He needed a light snack
A photon decides to go on a day trip to Vegas.
When they went to board their plane, the flight attendant said "I'm sorry, did you forget your carry-on?"
"No," said the photon, "I'm traveling light".
What does a Spanish photon say when you tickle it?
“No mass! No mass!”
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A photon us going through airport security. The security guard says "that's not a lot of luggage" the photon says "I'm travelling light.
Photons hit you at over 300,000,000,00 m/s, and yet you don't even flinch.
It must be because they're so light.
A Photon and an Ion went to the airport
A photon and an ion went to the airport. When they got there, the other passengers were surprised to see the ion handed his ticket without paying, and the photon get waved through security. "What gives?" an irate passenger asked. "Why does the photon get to go through security?" "Oh," sa...
A photon walks into a hotel and orders a room. The bellhop asks, “Can I carry your baggage to your room for you?”
The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
I bought a book about photons the other day
It was for a bit of light reading
What did one photon say to the other as they passed by each other?
Nothing, they just waved~
What do you call a photon that flies a plane?
A pilot light.
An photon was walking through customs, and gets stopped by a TSA officer
The woman says “where are your bags?” The photon replies “I’m traveling light”
A few moments after the big bang a cloud full of Hydrogen atoms fall into a blackhole and die.
A few moments after the big bang a cloud full of Hydrogen atoms fall into a blackhole and die. The arrive at the border between multiverses and meet Saint Platinum-Erbium
St PtEr says to them "Welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through, but before I may do that, I must ask each...
What do you think of photons being massless?
The electron asked the photon, “Have you packed a suitcase?”
The photon said, “No, I’m travelling light.”
Why don’t photons carry suitcases on vacation?
They travel light.
How heavy are photons?
A spanish photon walks into a bar
The bartender says "What'll it be?"
The photon says "Una cerveza por favor."
A few minute later the bartender comes back and the beer is finished so he says "Hey buddy, want another?"
The photon replies "No mas."
What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common?
Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance.
The new image shows the black hole having bright ring formed as photons from light gets drawn in the intense gravity around a black hole that is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun…
..but it still doesn't suck more than your Mom.
A Hispanic photon walks into a bar
What's the difference between a futon and a photon?
One is kinda heavy and the other's really light.
How heavy is a photon?
I don't know, but it's probably light-weight
How can photons bend so easily?
They practice light yoga
Two Photons enter a bar.
Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar. They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?" The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.
What do you need to split a photon?
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop says "can I take your bags?"
"No," she answers, "I'm traveling light."
*(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*
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During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere...
I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!
Photons from a rainbow hit you at almost 300 million m/s and you don’t even flinch
I guess they are pretty light
What did the Spanish photon say when it had finally had enough of being the electromagnetic force carrier?
A photon checks into a hotel..
The bellhop says: "Can I get your bags?"
The photon says: "that's ok, I'm traveling light"
- I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness
Photons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
A photon both raises his hand and shouts "Goodbye!"
It's a wave and a parting call.
Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?
because Happy Hour ended.
I saw a photon go by...
...it seemed friendly, but it didn't wave.
A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."
A photon walks into a bar...
And he asks the barman for some peanuts.
The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve light snacks."
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Photons don't have mass.
Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?
What happens to criminal photons?
They get put in prism!
I always hear that many hands make light work...
But I'm pretty sure that that's photons.
The flea jumping competition begins
Fleas from all over the country have gathered here today to take part in the contest. Expect an incredible show.
Team 1 from Muts-4-homes Animal Shelter take the stage.
The team lines up on the platform...
6 -- 5 -- ...
A small collection of my favorite science jokes
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
“For you, sir, no charge!”
What's 2 times 2?
Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”
Mathematician: “After some consideration ...
Two photons walk into a bar...
One says to the bartender "Don't you know who I am?"
The other answers for the bartender, "No, he doesn't even know who he is..."
The bartender lights a candle... from both ends.
While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted,