A photon and an ion went to the airport. When they got there, the other passengers were surprised to see the ion handed his ticket without paying, and the photon get waved through security. "What gives?" an irate passenger asked. "Why does the photon get to go through security?" "Oh," sa...
The electron asked the photon, “Have you packed a suitcase?”
The photon said, “No, I’m travelling light.”
How is a photon like an abandoned church?
They have no mass
Photons hit you at over 300,000,000,00 m/s, and yet you don't even flinch.
It must be because they're so light.
A cop pulled over a spanish photon...
The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The photon said, "c."
Why does a photon not weigh much?
Because it's light.
Why don’t photons carry suitcases on vacation?
They travel light.
A photon checks into a hotel...
The receptionist asks him if he needs help with any baggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
How heavy are photons?
Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?
He needed a light snack
What do you think of photons being massless?
What does a photon and a pirate have in common?
They both travel at c.
A photon tries to go through airport security fast, but is stopped. "Don't you have any luggage" asks the security agent.
The photon replies. "No I'm travelling light".
I bought a book about photons the other day
It was for a bit of light reading
How can photons bend so easily?
They practice light yoga
What did one photon say to the other as they passed by each other?
Nothing, they just waved~
A spanish photon walks into a bar
The bartender says "What'll it be?"
The photon says "Una cerveza por favor."
A few minute later the bartender comes back and the beer is finished so he says "Hey buddy, want another?"
The photon replies "No mas."
Why are photons the saddest particles?
They keep hearing people say that they don't matter.
I always hear that many hands make light work...
But I'm pretty sure that that's photons.
The new image shows the black hole having bright ring formed as photons from light gets drawn in the intense gravity around a black hole that is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun…
..but it still doesn't suck more than your Mom.
Photons from a rainbow hit you at almost 300 million m/s and you don’t even flinch
I guess they are pretty light
What's the difference between a futon and a photon?
One is kinda heavy and the other's really light.
Photons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
Two Photons enter a bar.
Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar. They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?" The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.
What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common?
Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance.
How heavy is a photon?
I don't know, but it's probably light-weight
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop says "can I take your bags?"
"No," she answers, "I'm traveling light."
*(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*
A Hispanic photon walks into a bar
Being autistic is a bit like being a photon...
Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible.
(source: am autistic)
What did the Spanish photon say when it had finally had enough of being the electromagnetic force carrier?
So I took a practice test on photons today...
It didn't matter.
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During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere...
I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!
A photon checks into a hotel..
The bellhop says: "Can I get your bags?"
The photon says: "that's ok, I'm traveling light"
- I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness
What do you need to split a photon?
What happens to criminal photons?
They get put in prism!
A photon both raises his hand and shouts "Goodbye!"
It's a wave and a parting call.
A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."
Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?
because Happy Hour ended.
Why don't Photons go to church on Sunday?
Photons never have mass when at rest!
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Why can't we see photons having sex?
They do it in the super-position.
A photon walks into a bar...
And he asks the barman for some peanuts.
The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve light snacks."
I saw a photon go by...
...it seemed friendly, but it didn't wave.
The other day I heard that photons have mass
Who would have thought that they we catholic?
Two photons walk into a bar...
One says to the bartender "Don't you know who I am?"
The other answers for the bartender, "No, he doesn't even know who he is..."
The bartender lights a candle... from both ends.
The flea jumping competition begins
Fleas from all over the country have gathered here today to take part in the contest. Expect an incredible show.
Team 1 from Muts-4-homes Animal Shelter take the stage.
The team lines up on the platform...
6 -- 5 -- ...
A small collection of my favorite science jokes
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
“For you, sir, no charge!”
What's 2 times 2?
Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”
Mathematician: “After some consideration ...
Do Photons have mass?
No. They are agnostic.
While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted,