Milky Way Jokes

They're both mostly empty space.

He was galactose intolerant.

It came from the Udder Way.

"Nope, all outer space."

It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.

Imagine living in the Milky Way

Maybe the government shutdown will be over by then.

It’s really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways. The lot.

The source of the unknown mass in the galaxy was never dark matter, but the result of a calculation mistake.

The scientists admit that they forgot to include your mother in the calculations, and therefor the last (approximately) 80% of the mass in the Milky Way has finally been discovered.

She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.

Bob thought his new neighbor across the street was strange from the moment he first moved in.  The new neighbor, Jack, was a dorky middle-aged white man, who laughed at his own jokes, which he told repeatedly, and only talked about the stupidest stuff, which he always claimed was super popular on Re... read more

The known universe is made up of 50,000,000,000 galaxies. There are between 100,000,000,000 and 1,000,000,000,000 stars in a normal galaxy. In the Milky Way alone there might be as many 100 billion Earth-like planets. Still think you’re alone?

How is a dog before he goes into the vet like a Snickers, and after he comes out of the vet like a Milky Way?

They are both the same, just without the nuts.