Why was Pythagoras not considered a suspect in murder case?

No knew what his angle was.

Why did Pythagoras like math so much?

Just cos

How did Pythagoras win a Fishing Competition?

He was a Good Angler.

I'll name my son Mathematics.

Then I will be the Father of Mathematics. Get out of here, Pythagoras.

Pythagoras

Pythagoras wasn't a mathematician, he was a sinetist.

Pythagoras walks into a bar.

Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, "If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh..."

[The barman says, "Y, the long face?"](/spoiler)

Pythagoras Was a Native American

On the banks of a river sat three Indian women, sitting on three different animal skins. On a deer skin was a woman with her son, and the son weighed 140 pounds. On a buffalo skin was another woman, and her son who weighed 160 pounds. And on a hippopotamus skin sat an immense Indian woman, who weigh...

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Lawyers and their dogs.

In 1989 the University of Nottingham funded a study to explore the relationship that develops between people and their dogs.

They got three people with dogs: an architect, a mathematician, and a lawyer. The took the dogs and put them in a large room, placing three biscuits in front of each d...

I met one of my beautiful Maths teacher yesterday

We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round it up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its ma...

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