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Toasted Jokes

What do you call toasted communion bread

Jesus Crust

Do you prefer your bagels toasted?

(Raises drink)........TO BAGELS!!!!!!

An old joke from my childhood that is sadly relevant again.

**Bert and Ernie had worked together as radio hosts for twenty years.**

They traded jokes, played pop music and generally made people's lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work.

In one of the breaks they received a Fax. Ernie picked up the page and was in shock. Ernie silentl...

Why won't I go short of toasted sandwiches in hell?

Because Beelzebub has a Breville put aside for me

Toasted bread is like parents

If theyre black you have nothing to eat.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Man Raises a Toast at the Bar

He toasts, "Here's to spending the rest of my life between my wife's legs!" The crowd hoops and hollers and declares that he won Toast of the Night.

Man goes home and says, "Honey! Honey! I won Toast of the Night!"

"That's great dear!" Says his wife. "What did you toast?"

"Here...

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