Take For Jokes - 21 Hilarious Take For Jokes

How long did it take for the first guy to get covid?

He got it right off the bat

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

How many Nails did it take for the Crucifixion of Jesus?

I dunno, probably a Handful?

(my 6yo) What type of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin Medicine

What medication does Putin take for his depression?

USSRIs

How long does it take for someone to die?

A lifetime.

I told my parents about a crazy job I wanted to take for minimum wage.

They said:
That makes absolutely no cents.

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What do you take for a pain in the ass?

Anusthetic.

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh

Tenticels

Doctor, How long will it take for me to recover from this accident?

Doctor: Physically 6 months and financially 12 years

How long does it take for a crow to eat a dead squirrel on the road?

It depends on the traffic

(English is not my first language so sorry for any mistake)

How many birthdays does it take for someone to realize they aren’t funny?

I know I’m not funny just laugh so I feel good... it’s my birthday

How long does it take for an owl to die?

Six and a fifth books.

An astronomer is drinking Bud Light with another astronomer and asks “How many of these do you think it’ll take for me to get drunk?”

The other astronomer replies: “Approximately 6.5 light beers”

What does a Satanist take for a headache?

Ibu-profane.

How many times does it take for someone to enjoy fisting?

A handful.

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How long does it take for a baby to explode in a microwave?

I do not know, I close my eyes when I masturbate

How many jokes does it take for a redditor to laugh?

One original one.

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How long will it take for Rammstein's new album to be released?

'Till Lindemann has finished the lyrics.

How many drinks does it take for two irishmen to fight to the death?

None

How long does it take for an Irish man to get to a .08 BAC?

Approximately 2 days of sobriety.

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