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Swiss Roll Jokes

How do you make a Swiss roll?

Push him off the Alps.

What do you call a joint in Geneva?

A Swiss Roll

Scientists have created the world’s smallest battery, which is the size of a grain of dust but capable of powering a computer

Its design is based on a swiss roll, meaning the creators hope it'll become more popular once they work out how to make a chocolate version.

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