Why are there so few Jehovah's Witnesses in Sicily?
Sicilians aren't keen about witnesses.
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to m...
When I was young, one Halloween I told my parents, "I'm going to dress up as a small island off the coast of Italy."
Exasperated, my mother said, "Don't be Sicily".
What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?
As soon as Don Cappelli and his thugs entered Mario’s restaurant
...all of the guests immediately stopped what they were doing and quietly left. Don Cappelli’s face was very well-known around the city, and while he was ‘saving’ business after business from going bankrupt and helping families at their time of need, nobody dared ask where his money came from, nor d...
A few weeks ago my sister took a trip to Italy
Looking back, that was a Sicily decision
Residents of the island to the south of Italy who have Coronavirus must wear clown suits until they are well.
It Sicily Law.
A man goes to the doctors and says "I feel like an island of the south coast of Italy"
The doctor replies "Don't be Sicily"
One lovely summer an italian couple go on holiday to Sicily with their two kids.
They park their car close to the seaside, unload their swimsuits, towels and buckets and happily walk to the beach.
As they sit down on the sand, Giorgio (dad) suddenly remembers that he left his sunglasses in the car...