Why are there so few Jehovah's Witnesses in Sicily?
Sicilians aren't keen about witnesses.
As soon as Don Cappelli and his thugs entered Mario’s restaurant
...all of the guests immediately stopped what they were doing and quietly left. Don Cappelli’s face was very well-known around the city, and while he was ‘saving’ business after business from going bankrupt and helping families at their time of need, nobody dared ask where his money came from, nor d...
My friend said he’s going to a fancy dress party as a small island off the coast of Italy
I said “don’t be Sicily”
What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?
A few weeks ago my sister took a trip to Italy
Looking back, that was a Sicily decision
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to m...
One lovely summer an italian couple go on holiday to Sicily with their two kids.
They park their car close to the seaside, unload their swimsuits, towels and buckets and happily walk to the beach.
As they sit down on the sand, Giorgio (dad) suddenly remembers that he left his sunglasses in the car...
A man goes to the doctors and says "I feel like an island of the south coast of Italy"
The doctor replies "Don't be Sicily"