On no account should you buy trainers when you’re fully aware they were made by children in Indonesia.
I bought a pair yesterday and the stitching’s fucking atrocious.
How do you say goodbye to people in Indonesia?
With a big wave.
Every Christmas Santa seems to skip Indonesia
He just gives them a big wave.
Today my girlfriend learned about knock knock jokes.
She is from Indonesia and for whatever reason she said "nok nok" which is the equivalent of "oink oink" which i learned later.
Thinking she said "knock knock" i thought she wanted to make a joke and asked:
Me: who's there She: pig Me: pig who? She: pikachu
That was the ...
Two succesful marine biologists come back from their recent expedition, near the seas of Indonesia.
Biologist 1: You won't believe our results. We documented so many different types of fish, including a lot of nautiluses.
Biologist 2: It's not a lie.
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A 20 year old man visited his 100 year old grandmother
The 20 year old asked what was her secret to living so long. His grandmother replied, "I will tell you if you do one thing for me, tell me how grains of sand on every beach in the entire world!" The 20 year old planning to travel the world took this challenge and set off counting every grain ...
p.s: sorry about my english im not an native english speaker, this is the translation from my country joke (indonesia)
A woman came to a job interview. Then the interviewer says: "You have 2 choices, do you prefer me to ask you 10 easy questions, or 1 difficult question?"
This is more like a funny story not a joke to me. I'm not a native English speaker, so my English is not that well.
Madurese, a tribe from Indonesia, are known to be very religious but, unfortunately, bad tempered and proud.
(OP is Madurese) It goes like this:
One day, a...
The taxi driver
A British and a United States Architects arrived at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport in Jakarta Indonesia for a Building Convention.
They knew each other, arrived at about the same time, planned to stay at the same hotel, and they have both been to Indonesia before, so they agreed to shar...