In 1862, Australia implemented a telegraph system that stretched from south Australia to Indonesia and beyond. Effectively becoming Australia’s first internet.

And the speed of communication hasn’t changed since.

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My first time posting here, made up this one late night so, please be gentle with me kind stranger...

So a Cambodian guy walks into a bar,
He orders a drink from the bartender.
The bartender was new to the place and hasn't seen much foreigners so confused by the customer's race he makes conversation saying.
"Hey your people are famous for their great sushi I've heard"

The guy looks...

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On no account should you buy trainers when you’re fully aware they were made by children in Indonesia.

I bought a pair yesterday and the stitching’s fucking atrocious.

Every Christmas Santa seems to skip Indonesia

He just gives them a big wave.

America has a big apple, Australia has a big banana, but I think Indonesia beats them all.

They have a big wave.

After taking a degree in environmental sciences, my father said I now should get my feet wet doing a real project.

So he bought me a flight ticket to Indonesia.

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Recently divorced young actress looking for new husband

A recent divorced pretty young actress posted on internet that she is looking for new husband that never hit, never run and good at sex. Next morning she heard someone banging on the door extremely loud. She opened the door and saw a man without arms or legs.

"Who the hell you think you are...

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

Interview

p.s: sorry about my english im not an native english speaker, this is the translation from my country joke (indonesia)

A woman came to a job interview. Then the interviewer says: "You have 2 choices, do you prefer me to ask you 10 easy questions, or 1 difficult question?"

After thinki...

Nautilus

Two succesful marine biologists come back from their recent expedition, near the seas of Indonesia.

Biologist 1: You won't believe our results. We documented so many different types of fish, including a lot of nautiluses.

Biologist 2: It's not a lie.

The slippers

This is more like a funny story not a joke to me. I'm not a native English speaker, so my English is not that well.

Madurese, a tribe from Indonesia, are known to be very religious but, unfortunately, bad tempered and proud.

(OP is Madurese) It goes like this:



One day, a...

Today my girlfriend learned about knock knock jokes.

She is from Indonesia and for whatever reason she said "nok nok" which is the equivalent of "oink oink" which i learned later.

Thinking she said "knock knock" i thought she wanted to make a joke and asked:

Me: who's there
She: pig
Me: pig who?
She: pikachu

That was the ...

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