Stick Around Jokes - 9 Hilarious Stick Around Jokes

"If you get pregnant, I won't stick around"

Me: If you get pregnant, I won't stick around

Gf: Honey, that joke's not funny anymore, you had your vasectomy like 5yrs ago

Me: I mean it, mark my words!

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"Dad," said my son during the music performance, "who's that dead Jamaican man waving his stick around?"

I said, "Son, he's decomposer."

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why are trees good friends?

they stick around

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I don't know how my girlfriend will react when she finds out that I sleep with almost everyone I meet.

Guess I'll have to stick around and find out.

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I have a joke about dead beat dads...

But they don't seem to stick around.

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A Republican Senator walks into a club

The bouncer asks, "We have Julie Evi here tonight. Want to stick around for the show?"

The Republican Senator promptly left, saying, "I don't want to see Evi dance."

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I've got a really good dad joke.

My girlfriend's pregnant and she thinks I'm going to stick around.

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How many clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are clowns and the light is out.

Do you really think anyone is going to stick around to find out?

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A barista, a viking, and a veterinarian are getting dinner together.

The topic of vacation comes up and the barista says, "I don't have a lot saved up, so I think I'm going to stick around town this year and just take it easy."

The viking chimes in, "I'm going to take my ship out with my mates and raid the lands to the south." The other two look a bit shocked....

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