TIL That procrastination stems from 2 basic personality traits

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Happy Valentine's

Roses are red,.
Violets are blue.
If he's busy on Valentine's,
The side-piece is you!

Those roses smell lovely,
But the stems have a prick.
Her excuse may well sound good,
But she'll be getting some ________

Two old couples are walking down the street. Two women are walking in front of the two men

One of the men says to the other, "What did you do last night?"

The second man says, "Oh, I went to this restaurant. It was amazing. The food was fantastic, and the prices were great.
Absolutely super."

The first one says, "Wow, sounds great. What was the name of the restaurant?...

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Jim's Birthday Hat

Jim's birthday was coming up, and as much as he enjoyed his birthday, he dreaded the obligations that came with it. Despite his vehement protests, his wife had arranged lunch with the whole family, including his witch of a mother-in-law. But Jim was a good man and said he'd be on his best behaviour....

A man wanted Valentine's Day to be..

A man wanted Valentine's Day to be special, so he bought a bottle of absinthe and stopped by the florist's to order a bouquet of his wife's favorite flower: white anemones.
Unfortunately, the florist was sold out of flowers and had only a few stems of feathery ferns.
The man asked the florist ...

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