When the tyrant had a massive phallic watercraft commissioned to be made from potatoes he didn't really consider its seaworthiness.
His dick tater ship didnt last very long.
Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...
Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.