Theme Jokes - 113 Hilarious Theme Jokes

I was in a new IT themed restaurant the other day...

When I walked in I could see the place decorated like the inside of a computer. The tables looked like motherboards, the placemats looked like keyboards, and the glasses looked like giant USB sticks. The host was there to greet me and he was dressed in the usual "nerd" attire - glasses, pocket prote...

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day...

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer...

I went to a costume party where crime was the theme

The host looked at my crow costume with a disappointed frown.

“I thought I told everyone to dress like a crime!” He said, gesturing at his blood soaked butcher’s apron, and severed human hand.

“I get yours, manslaughter! But I did indeed wear an appropriate costume. Now watch this; ‘C...

I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said she wanted a Monkees-themed wedding.

Then I saw her face.

The Mortal Kombat theme song

Was adapted from an old Scandinavian church song.
It's a Finnish Hymn.

Thinking about opening a bondage themed sandwich shop

Call that BLTDSM

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I set the pornhub theme as my ring tone, because if anyone at business meetings recognizes it they'll be too ashamed to comment.

They did stop shaking my hand though...

Why does developer love dark theme?

Because light attracts bugs

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Jamaican guy gets invited to an emotion themed fancy dress party (terrible joke I liked when I was younger)

People start arriving before him, first is Sally who knocks on the door dressed head to toe in blue, with tear drops inked on her face. "Ah Sally nice costume, you are clearly sadness, come on in and get yourself a drink."

Next up is Andy, who knocks on the door dressed head to toe in red, wi...

Joke Request: Any Kid Friendly Pony Themed Knock Knock Jokes?

Hey r/Jokes,

My 2 year old daughter recently learned about knock knock jokes and she LOVES them! However, she keeps adamantly asking for a good knock knock joke about ponies, but I can't find any anywhere. Can anyone help me find a good kid friendly knock knock joke about ponies? I...

After many years of Burning Man, the organizers decided to change the theme this year.

For the first time in history, we welcome you all to Drowning Man Festival.

Did you hear about that new heavy metal themed sandwich shop?

It's called Pantera Bread

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I’m opening a Tom Petty themed Japanese Restaurant

It’ll be called, “Udon, know how it feels”

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

I'm going to quit my job and market a line of active-adult diapers and underwear liners with a feline theme.

Gonna call them Puma Pants.

My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party,

So I made her and all her friends clean the house.

I was out shopping tonight, when I saw a new brand of condoms called, "Olympic." Trying to get in to the spirit of things, I bought a pack and when I got home, I sprinted in singing the Olympic theme song and proudly showed them to my wife...

"Olympic condoms!?" she asked. "What makes them so special? Are we only going to use them once every four years?!"

Chuckling, I replied, "No,no! You see, there are three colors, Gold, Silver and Bronze!"

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asked cheekily.

"Gold of co...

If An Anti-Vax Kid Had a Theme Song, What Would it Be?

The Final Countdown

Me and the wife went to a bankrobber-themed fancy dress party last night.

Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.

Ukraine has announced plans to open Chernobyl as a theme park.

They say ”Its just like Disneyland.” Except the 6-foot mouse is real.

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Theme parks are like losing your virginity.

You wait ages for a ride, and it’s over in 30 seconds. And you’re probably not the first one on the ride.

I want to open an Aerosmith-themed mexican restaurant

...and call it 'Guac This Way'

I was going to make a Tom Cruise themed restaurant but decided against it.

It would be risky business

What do you call a Star Wars themed bubble tea party?

A Boba Fête

I've got a problem with my ocean themed keyboard.

The C isn't working.

What do you call a Monty Python-themed nightclub?

The CopaCaerbannog

I'm really looking forward to the world Cup themed McDonald's burger.

The Qatar pounder

3 men went to a theme park

and walked up to a ride that said "magic slide". The 1st man read the sign and went down the slide yelling "gold!" Landed in a pit of gold. 2nd man read the sign, went down the slide yelling "silver!" Landed in a pot of silver. The 3rd man didn't bother reading the sign and just went down the slide ...

Which theme park attraction is the most reasonable?

The Fairest Wheel.

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I'm going to open a Scottish themed strip club...

I'm going to call it haggis, nips and titties

It must have been a real shock when people found out the Monty Python theme was originally written by someone from the United States

After all, nobody expects the American composition

Theme song

99 Anti-maskers on the street,

99 on the street,

they go protest

they're feeling free,

98 Anti-maskers on the street

Now that I’ve gone back and listened to the 90s Fresh Prince theme song…

That track really slaps.

For the nursery, my wife and I went for a rainforest theme.

I hope our little guy likes the sound of chainsaws.

Have you ever had the theme from "The Love Boat" stuck in your head?

Now you have. You're welcome.

A contractor is taking a tour with a client discussing color themes. GREEN SIDE UP!

The contractor yelled out the living room window as he turned his attention back to the confused client. "Ah yes you definitely want a neutral tone for a room of this size and a decorator can help pick out the right furniture to accent." The client relaxed and completely agreed with his insight. "...

TIFU by taking my girlfriend to a food themed costume orgy.

Obligatory didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago, me and my girlfriend decided to spice up our relationship by going to an orgy. A mutual friend of ours gave us the adress, and told us to wear costumes. I was broccoli, my girlfriend was a tomato.

When we arrived, the door was unlocked. Th...

Why Russian movies and series are mostly WWII themed?

They don't have to spend a single kopeika on props and decorations

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What is a Halloween themed Fleshlight called?

A Jackoff-lantern.

During a history-themed comedy roast night, we couldn't decide whether to roast each other as ancient Roman gods or ancient Egyptian gods.

In the end, we agreed to diss a Greek.

I used to use a Halloween themed dating app

I left because I kept getting ghosted.

I want to open a Star Wars themed cafe that caters to people who are obsessed with bubble tea.

I am going to call it Boba Fetish.

What's the theme song of an Apple Store?

Return Of The Mac

Two crocodile themed cars were driving right behind eachother.

They were tailgators

I'm thinking of opening a racist-themed bakery...

...and I'm planning of naming it the " Cake Cake Cake".

Having a Jamaican hairstyle theme at work tommorow.

Im dreading it.

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Just bought a Jehovah Witness themed advent calendar,

behind every door someone tells you to fuck off

Whats the bukkake theme song?

"Come together, right now
Over me"

I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.

Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!

I just bought my first oakwood theme laptop and I'm so excited.

I'm having trouble logging in though.

The owners of a 'Happy Days' themed restaurant are being investigated for fraud for paying existing investors with new investors money.

Experts are referring to it as the world first Fonzie Scheme.

I want to start a all brass quartet with a lumber theme.

I’ll call it the tuba four.

My friend has a vegetable-themed bakery

What a spud-muffin

Disney is updating a children's classic with a pandemic theme...

... it's called "The Never Ending Story"

My husband told me I could choose the name he'd paint on the back of his new boat with the condition it be nautical themed. So I named it...

For Sail.

Which of these two jokes with roughly the same theme is better?

A. A Christian is drowning in the sea. A boat comes up the crew tries to save them, but he says "no, God will save me!" Later another boat comes up and tries to save him again, but he insists that God will save him. Later a third boat comes along. The Christian is wheezing, gasping, almost exhausted...

The guy who made the opening theme music for The Exorcist is getting involved in the canned chicken business.

He’s called it Mike Oldfield’s Tubular Birds.

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There was once a man who was obsessed with tractors…

He owned multiple tractors and tractor-themed merchandise. Toy tractors, tractor calendars, posters, everything.

One day he and his wife were riding one of his tractors around a field, when his wife fell out and was ran over. She died of her injuries and the man was distraught. He vowed to n...

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Someone walks out of a store with some dog themed calendars

"I've got bitches by the dozens for days"

I'm starting a Christmas themed thrash band.

Thinking of calling it Sleigher.

Please enjoy my best ever Star Wars themed joke...

Irving was proud of his daughter Faith. She was the prettiest, smartest, most charming girl in all the Empire. And when Faith was asked to attend the Winter Gala by Conan Antonio, Irving was justifiably pleased, for Conan was a well-decorated and many-times-promoted military man of great respect....

Theme 2: Polish

--Q: How do you get a one-armed Pole out of a tree?

--A: Wave to him.

Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding
night?

A: A new last name.

--Q: Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

--A: He was scheduled to take a u...

Fortnite are releasing a marvel themed battle pack.

Can’t wait to get my hands on that Thor-skin.

A pee themed pickup line

Normally you’re a 4 or 5, but damn girl, when you’re peeing, urinate

I went to a Superman themed nightclub.

Everyone looked really fly...

but there was a massive queue for the cloakroom.

How do your organize a space-themed party?

You planet

We're having a Brexit themed Christmas.

Everyone says what they want but nobody ends up getting it.

If you put reddit's theme to "Night",

r/darkjokes will look empty

How does Pink Panther main theme song sounds like in Turkish?

Durum durum... durum... durum durum durum durum duruuuuum.... dududurum.

I'm in a Medieval-themed metal band

We're called "Bards of Prey."

Two of my married (to each other) geeky friends enjoy couples-themed cosplay.

Every convention I see them in different outfits. One year it was Doctor McCoy and Nurse Chapel. The next they went as Luke and Leia. Then they went as the 4th Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith.

Well, the lady had a baby after that. The next time I saw them, He was dressed up as Number 6 Patr...

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I will be doing some themed jokes from now on. Theme 1: Business

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer.
Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, "What do you have for collateral? "
The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant.
Mr. Paddywack looks at the e...

What do you call it when robots organize an African themed party?

BotsWanna Party

Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward?

They lack good icebreakers!

Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing?

They’re gonna call it the ayePhone

I want to make a lord of the rings themed metal band called

Nightmare on helms deep

How much of Reddit content is made up of recurring themes?

69%

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Theme 3: 1 Liners, Words of Wisdom

*I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

*Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

*Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in ...

Some celebrities have their own theme songs

Ellen has I’m coming out, and Bill Cosby has I wanna be sedated

I feel that Disney is taking the "Rainforest Cafe" theme a bit to seriously

I was just sitting there eating when they bulldozed half of the place down.

I am thinking about opening a dungeons and dragons themed vacation rental...

I’m going to call it Air D&D

Three friends are exploring an abandoned theme park when they come across a mysterious water slide.

At the top of the slide is a sign that reads ‘As you descend, shout out your wish and it shall be granted’.

The first friend goes down the slide and shouts ‘I WANT LOADS OF GOLD!’, and sure enough at the bottom he lands in a huge pool of gold coins.

The second friend, seeing this, goe...

Continuing the apparent theme of incest jokes...

Reddit's new API pricing has forced third-party apps to close. Their official app is horrible and only serves to track your data. Follow me on Mastodon.

My girlfriend wants a lumber themed breast tattoo

“Seems like it would be ugly, wooden tit?”

An Australian visits a chess-themed restaurant

Once he finishes, he calls to his waiter,
"Checkmate."

I went to my retro themed grad party last year...

It was a stereotypical grad party themed around the days of old. Everyone wore old clothes and had classic American food. The music was old too

First was the "Twist", and only a few people were dancing on the floor

The next song was "Jump" and the majority of the people were jumpin...

Anyone want to help start a new conspiracy theory themed cafeteria style restaurant?

We’ll call it “Queue A Nom Nom”

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

“I’d like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme par...

What do you call a Black Panther themed condom?

A Wacondom.

This guy said he was going to compose an atheist theme song ....

I suggested, "Don't START believing".

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn’t actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band, but I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you metaling kids!

My uncle opened a clown themed restaurant.

It didn’t do very well though, customers kept saying the food tasted funny.

Q: What is the scariest Halloween decoration theme for 2018?

A: Saudi Arabian consulate

Alcohol, tobacco and firearms

That shouldn't be the name for a government agency, that should be the theme of a store.

When I was young, I grew up in a theme park..

The theme of the park was trailer.

My 10 year old Son just came up with this one and I couldn't be more proud: What's Batman's favourite fruit?

A Banananananananananananananananana

EDIT: Thank you everyone for the awards and kind words! Just to clarify:

* Yes, he does know the 60's batman theme. My partner loves campy batman so it was inevitable. [The Simpsons](https://youtu.be/TQepz5rsS6E?t=88) also made sure of that.
* Gi...

What did the Greek philosopher name his religious themed screen printing shop in France.

Sacre' T's

An Australian person went to a chess themed restaurant.

After finishing his meal, he asked the server, “could I get my check mate?”

I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant...

The burgers are chewy

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party?

I'll be Bach.

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Just got back from an r/jokes themed party.

It was terrible. Almost everyone was a twin or a triplet so it felt like I kept bumping into the same people over and over, and whenever somebody knocked on the door everyone just asked who it was rather than actually answering it. To top it off, when after waiting 45 minutes I finally got to the f...

What is Bill Cosby’s favorite Peter Pan themed cereal?

Roofie-Os

The man who penned the theme tune to "Happy Days" has died.

His funeral will be Monday,Tuesday..

I went to a Abba themed bar last night

The toilet was like a maze

What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to

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Tried out a horror themed Grindr app the other night...

It gave me the willies.

I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender this year....

I didn't open any of the doors.

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Two guys are invited to a costume party, where the theme is ‘Come as an emotional state’.

They arrive at the party and ring the bell. The host comes out and sees they are completely naked, one with his dick inside a hollowed out pear, and the other with his dick dipped into a bowl of yellow goop.

“Oh my god! What are you supposed to be?” she asks.

The first guy replies “Wel...

My wife and I are into role play. Today she said I could pick any song as a role play theme...

I hope her friend Eileen is as excited as I am.

Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham and Arnold Schwarzenegger go to a theme party.

Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are planning ahead to attend a theme party. The theme is famous composers, and Lundgren suggests “We should all go as a composer from our respective heritage. I could be Franz Berwald. He had interests in the arts and sciences, much like me.”<...

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A guys arrive at a "Mood" themed party...

He has cut a hole in a pear and is wearing it on his penis. The host answers the door, his penis in a carton of custard.
"What the hell are you dressed as?" asks the host.
"I'm deep in dis-pear!" says the guest. "Well I'm fucking dis-custard" says the host, shaking his head.

We're having a Jamaican themed hair day at work this Friday

I'm dreading it already

The original actor who played Captain Kirk tried to start a Star Trek themed line of women’s lingerie.

But no one would invest in Shatner Panties.

(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)

I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons found out.

They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.

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