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Roots Jokes

Women Are Like Square Roots

If they're under 25, just do them in your head.

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A monkey walks up to the lion and starts taunting him

"You stupid jerk! You cannot do anything to me", the lioness looks at the lion hearing that and gets surprised of his lack of reaction.

The monkey goes on "Imma fuck your momma you stupid lion!", the lion keeps ignoring the monkey, so the lioness asks "honey are you going to allow this peasa...

Why were square roots, cubed roots, and other roots arrested during the Red Scare?

They were all radicals.

Do you know what square roots of negative numebrs and your girlfriend have in common?

They're both imaginary.

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Russian foreign minister, Sergei Lavrov said yesterday that Adolf Hitler had Jewish roots. Historians replied...

"Oooh, So that's why he killed himself..."

Why are square roots never sad?

Because they're always positive.

I tried experimenting on roots

Trying to grow strong plants to survive in harsh environments. I gave one water, and the other steroids.

A root didn't stand a chance against b root strength

What’s the square root of Minecraft?

There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

Two square roots of nine go into a bedroom...

Together, they have six.

Girls and square roots have one thing in common...

If they are under 13, do 'em in your head.

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