My grand-dad was depressed because his prize marrows were not growing on his allotment, so I went along there to see if I could see what the problem was.
When I got there he was slumped over a pathetic burnt little marrow. I looked around me and noticed that all the other allotments were basking in dappled sunshine filtering through the trees but his was in the dark except for a stong burning ray of light. The cause was the huge window on a huge shed...
I heard that there was a French military leader who used to extract bone marrow.
His name was Napoleon Bone apart
Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?
They couldn't get his bonepart
Why does the skeleton go to church?
It keeps him on the straight and marrow.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it has a marrow waistline.
What is a skeleton's weapon of choice?
A bone and marrow.
So I found out this week that my mom has Leukemia, and is going into the hospital either today or pretty soon there after to start chemo and then hopefully get a bone marrow transplant. I've decided to send her a video of me telling a joke a day to help keep her spirits up, but I know my library of...
A chemist, physicist, and engineer found a human thigh bone.
All three of them were cannibals.
The chemist licked it, and tried to put it into water to dissolve it.
The physicist tried to break it open to get at the marrow.
The engineer took the bone, hit the other two over the head, and ate them.
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The resuce expedition
The rescue expedition have been sent to find a plane which crashed somewhere deep within the jungle.
There was no success, but members of the expedition haven't lost faith until the end. When they finally found the place of the disaster, they saw a horrific picture. Burnt-out trees, parts of ...
Do you know the definition of a bonehead?
Someone who's marrow minded.