My mate needed a bone marrow transplant

We found a match in Argentina

The operation was a success

Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.

Why does the skeleton go to church?

It keeps him on the straight and marrow.

I heard that there was a French military leader who used to extract bone marrow.

His name was Napoleon Bone apart

What is a skeleton's weapon of choice?

A bone and marrow.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

A request...

So I found out this week that my mom has Leukemia, and is going into the hospital either today or pretty soon there after to start chemo and then hopefully get a bone marrow transplant. I've decided to send her a video of me telling a joke a day to help keep her spirits up, but I know my library of...

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The resuce expedition

The rescue expedition have been sent to find a plane which crashed somewhere deep within the jungle.

There was no success, but members of the expedition haven't lost faith until the end. When they finally found the place of the disaster, they saw a horrific picture. Burnt-out trees, parts of ...

A chemist, physicist, and engineer found a human thigh bone.

All three of them were cannibals.

The chemist licked it, and tried to put it into water to dissolve it.

The physicist tried to break it open to get at the marrow.

The engineer took the bone, hit the other two over the head, and ate them.

Do you know the definition of a bonehead?

Someone who's marrow minded.

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