I've been considering opening a soup restaurant. I'd serve the finest soups from around the world using only the most illegally-sourced ingredients. I'll call it...
Bisquey Business
I love potato leek soup
So I'm gathering my ingredients and as I approach the leafy items in produce there are two blue hairs gabbing right in front of the leeks.
I pause politely while wide balling the ladies with gaping eyes.
"Uh, pardon me ladies but I must take a leek."
Thumb in the soup at the restaurant
A man goes to a restaurant with his wife. They look at the menu and order some starters and two soups. After placing their orders they start to notice something strange: there is only one waiter and he puts his thumb in the soups of the other customers when he carries them to the tables. The man and...
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