Chowder

A lady at a restaurant ordered some clam chowder. When the waiter brought it out, he was holding the bowl with his thumb in the soup. The lady said ahhhhhh you had your thumb in my chowder. The waiter says yeah I got arthritis and the warmth helps it feel better, so she says why don't you just shove...

A young cowboy walks into the saloon in a rough and dusty Western town in Texas.

He sits at the counter, and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chowder.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowboy, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, do ya mind if I do?”

The older cowb...

The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe...

The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe for two years.
One day he wakes up to sticks poking him and sees himself surrounded by members of the tribe who lift him violently and bring him to the chief.
"For what you've done, you're going to die!".
Confused, the missio...

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