I called in an order of wonton soup, but I guess they misunderstood me.

On an unrelated note, I'm opening a soup kitchen.

My family and I got takeout and we got wonton soup but we needed one more

so now we have twoton soup.

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who tried to order wonton soup?

He never got served. He kept saying "notnow"

What’s the heaviest food in the world?

Wonton soup

“You like soup?”

“Yea, especially thick heavy soups. ”
“oh what’s your favorite heavy soup?”
“wonton soup”



Edit. Thanks to the 6 people that found this terrible joke upvote worthy.

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