Wonton Soup Jokes - 5 Hilarious Wonton Soup Jokes

I ordered wonton soup at a local Chinese restaurant, but they misunderstood my order.

In unrelated news, I'm opening a soup kitchen.

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My family and I got takeout and we got wonton soup but we needed one more

so now we have twoton soup.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who tried to order wonton soup?

He never got served. He kept saying "notnow"

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What’s the heaviest food in the world?

Wonton soup

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“You like soup?”

“Yea, especially thick heavy soups. ”
“oh what’s your favorite heavy soup?”
“wonton soup”

Edit. Thanks to the 6 people that found this terrible joke upvote worthy.

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