An old man is worried that his wife is starting to go deaf.

The old man goes to the doctor and says, "My wife can't hear very well anymore and I'm getting worried. What should I do to help her?"

The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "First we need to understand how serious the problem is. Stand 25 feet away from her and ask her a question. If she d...

Lasagna is one of the easiest meals to make...

It's a pizza cake.

Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"

I replied, "Pasta la vista!"

What did the lasagna say to the pizza after having an affair for a while?

We have to stop, I think Spaghetti sauce!

What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him

Pasta La vista

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Italian dinner

Sitting at dinner, an Italian father looks at his three grown sons.

He asks the oldest, Mario, "Mario, why are you-a so fat?"

Mario responds, "Papa, Mama's spaghetti is just-a so good, I eat-a way too much!"

Papa spreads his hands vertically and claps them together, and says "Ma...

A man goes to a restaurant..

A man goes to a restaurant and is ready to order
' So what would you have, sir?'

Yes, I would like to order lasagna please

'Sir.. this is a Chinese restaurant..'

Oh I'm so sorry! I would rike to order the rasagna prease!

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A guy goes to the supermarket..

He shops around for a while getting some items then proceeds to the register.

Cashier: "ok sir, six pack of beer, frozen lasagna, Doritos, hot pockets, and peanut butter. So how's single life?"

Guy "wow, you can tell I'm single because of the items I'm buying?"

Cashier: "no, it...

No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince

His white horse has ended up in the lasagna

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Italian housewife wants husband to go down on her.

One evening while making Lasagna for her husband, Giosetta began to wonder why her husband, Giuseppe had never attempted to perform cunnilingus on her. Frustrated, she worked up the courage and flat out asked him, "Giuseppe, why you never no kiss me down here!?"(motioning to her crotch). Giuseppe, s...

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Dear Connie

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to mak...

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A young woman is about to get married...

She says to her mom, "I need you to teach me everything I need to know to make my husband happy."

The mom gets really embarrassed and starts, "Well, sweetie, when a man and a woman are in love, they sometimes what to be physically close to each other..."

The young woman cuts her off. "...