Lasagna is one of the easiest meals to make...

It's a pizza cake.

Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"

I replied, "Pasta la vista!"

What did the lasagna say to the pizza after having an affair for a while?

We have to stop, I think Spaghetti sauce!

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Italian Dad Joke

An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Tony! Why you-a such a fat-a-fuck?" Tony says, "Poppa, it's-a Mama's spaghetti! I can't-a stop-a eating it." Poppa says, "You should-a take-a smaller bites!" Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why you-a such ...

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Italian dinner

Sitting at dinner, an Italian father looks at his three grown sons.

He asks the oldest, Mario, "Mario, why are you-a so fat?"

Mario responds, "Papa, Mama's spaghetti is just-a so good, I eat-a way too much!"

Papa spreads his hands vertically and claps them together, and says "Ma...

A man goes to a restaurant..

A man goes to a restaurant and is ready to order
' So what would you have, sir?'

Yes, I would like to order lasagna please

'Sir.. this is a Chinese restaurant..'

Oh I'm so sorry! I would rike to order the rasagna prease!

3 Men Fishing *long*

*I learned this joke from my dad over 10 years ago, not sure where he learned it but it's one of 2 in my repertoire.

3 men, an Irishman, an Italian, and a polish man, work together on a fishing boat. It's a small company, they fish every day and their families dress the fish they catch.

An old man is concerned that his wife is starting to go deaf...

The old man goes to the doctor and says, "My wife can't hear very well anymore and I am getting worried. What should I do to help her?"

The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "First we need to understand how serious the problem is. Stand 25 feet away from her and ask her a question. If she ...

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A guy goes to the supermarket..

He shops around for a while getting some items then proceeds to the register.

Cashier: "ok sir, six pack of beer, frozen lasagna, Doritos, hot pockets, and peanut butter. So how's single life?"

Guy "wow, you can tell I'm single because of the items I'm buying?"

Cashier: "no, it...

No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince

His white horse has ended up in the lasagna

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Dear Connie

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to mak...

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A young woman is about to get married...

She says to her mom, "I need you to teach me everything I need to know to make my husband happy."

The mom gets really embarrassed and starts, "Well, sweetie, when a man and a woman are in love, they sometimes what to be physically close to each other..."

The young woman cuts her off. "...