My girlfriend and I spent $40 on a pesto pasta

It was worth every penne

What do you call an italian fortune teller with a negative outlook on the future?

A pesto-mystic.

I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil...

Then…hey…pesto!

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