Gazpacho Jokes - 4 Hilarious Gazpacho Jokes

"Waiter, my soup is cold!" "It's gazpacho"

"Gazpacho, my soup is cold!"

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Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Also, gazpacho.

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If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police?

Gazpacho

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A koala walks into a restaurant.

He says, "I'll have the minestrone."

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of lobster bisque.

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of ...

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