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Me: Waiter! My soup is cold!

Waiter: Sir, it’s gazpacho

Me: sigh….Fine. Gazpacho, my soup is cold.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Also, gazpacho.

A koala walks into a restaurant.

He says, "I'll have the minestrone."

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of lobster bisque.

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of ...

If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police?

Gazpacho

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