Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if ther...
I heard the gangs fighting again yelling, “THE RAVIOLI IS OURS.” And, “NO ITS NOT.” I questioned why they always fought
Then I remembered it’s because I’m in the spaghetto
Did you hear the pasta makers in Italy revolted?
It was a ravioli-tion
I strongly believe in karma. What you do to others you'll get back eventually.
So the other week i was pouring ravioli down my neighbours letterbox. And I kept thinking - I wonder what thev've done to deserve this.
Heard this joke from my friend 8 years ago, might even be OC.
Two raviolis got married, on their wedding night, they checked into their hotel room, and the candles were lit and the mood was set, as they kissed the happy couple were interrupted by a knock on the door, the groom went to see who it was. It was some last-minute well-wishers congratulating them on ...
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A French, Italian and an American were on a plane.
The three were flying above the pacific. The flight crashed on an island inhabited by cannibals. The chief of the cannibals came to them and told them: " If you are able to stick 10 food items down your anus, we will not eat you.
The American started shoving frise. One... Two... he reac...