This came from the book “chicken soup for the dental soul” my dentist had it in the waiting room.
I’m quoting from memory.
A 5 year old girl just lost a baby tooth and the dentist was explaining to her that if she put her tooth under the pillow at night that the tooth fairy would come ...
A man with a list of symptoms goes to the doctors office
A man shuffles into the doctors office, hunched over, wheezing, and clutching his stomach.
Man: “hi doc, I’ve been in constant pain.”
Doctor: “What’s the matter? Tell me the most prevalent symptoms.”
Thinking, the man slowly replies
Man: “ I have aches all over, I have a...
Two redneck buddies meet.
\- Hey Bubba, whatcha got there? \- Why, Cletus, this a thermos!
\- Thermos? Whut's that for?
\- It keeps what's hot to remain hot, and what's cold to remain cold.
\- And whut exactly do ya have in tha' thermos of yours, Bubba?
\- Chicken soup and two cones of ice cr...
A Frenchman, an Italian and a Jewish man die and go to heaven....
An angel ushers the Frenchman into a room filled with every French delicacy imaginable and instructs him - you can eat whatever you want, but if you eat anything from this table, at 5:00 a boiling pot of French onion soup will be wheeled in and you're going in it.
The Frenchman thinks for a ...
"Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said the boy. "Why not, son?"
"Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."
"But why don't you want to go today?"
"Because our English teacher died yesterday!"
How do you take care of an adult chicken with a broken leg?
You make them chicken soup.