"Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken soup!"
"That's all right, sir. There are no cottages in our cottage cheese, either."
I can't lift a ton of chicken soup but I can lift a ton of pho.
Because a pho ton is light.
Elon Musk has announced a new recipe for chicken soup
First you boil the chicken in water and then you dump the stock.
My dad used to make homemade chicken soup that he'd call 'Chicken Napolean'
...because he made it from the 'bony parts'.
Chicken soup is healthy for you.
As long as you’re not the chicken.
Why did the "Chicken Soup Waterfall" attraction fail?
Its stock was plummeting.
Blonde Orders Hot and Spicy Soup
Blonde walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter he wants to order a spicy chicken noodle soup. Minutes later the waiter returns with hot and spicy chicken soup. Blonde sips the soup and quivers complaining the soup is way too hot and spicy and wanted to return it. The waiter takes the soup bac...
A Frenchman, an Italian and a Jewish man die and go to heaven....
An angel ushers the Frenchman into a room filled with every French delicacy imaginable and instructs him - you can eat whatever you want, but if you eat anything from this table, at 5:00 a boiling pot of French onion soup will be wheeled in and you're going in it.
The Frenchman thinks for a ...
I don't want to go to school
"Dad, I don't want to go to school
today." said the boy.
"Why not, son?"
\-"Well, one of the chickens on the
school farm died last week and we had
chicken soup for lunch the next day.
Then three days ago one of the pigs
died and we had roast pork the<...
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What the tooth fairy looks like
This came from the book “chicken soup for the dental soul” my dentist had it in the waiting room.
I’m quoting from memory.
A 5 year old girl just lost a baby tooth and the dentist was explaining to her that if she put her tooth under the pillow at night that the tooth fairy would come ...
Two redneck buddies meet.
\- Hey Bubba, whatcha got there? \- Why, Cletus, this a thermos!
\- Thermos? Whut's that for?
\- It keeps what's hot to remain hot, and what's cold to remain cold.
\- And whut exactly do ya have in tha' thermos of yours, Bubba?
\- Chicken soup and two cones of ice cr...
A man with a list of symptoms goes to the doctors office
A man shuffles into the doctors office, hunched over, wheezing, and clutching his stomach.
Man: “hi doc, I’ve been in constant pain.”
Doctor: “What’s the matter? Tell me the most prevalent symptoms.”
Thinking, the man slowly replies
Man: “ I have aches all over, I have a...
A guy's wife and kids all came down with the flu. Upon returning home from the doctor's office with his four kids, he turned his attention to his ailing wife.
After preparing some chicken soup for her, he picked up the phone to call her doctor.
The receptionist picked up and he related the situation to her. She then told him that the office was going to be closed for a couple of days, but that his wife could have an appointment in 3 days.
He...
How do you take care of an adult chicken with a broken leg?
You make them chicken soup.
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