What font does alphabet soup use?

Times New Ramen.



*Credit for this goes to Kim Komando. I heard it on the radio earlier today.*

I ate a huge can of alphabet soup for dinner last night

This morning I had the biggest vowel movement of my life

I ate an expired can of alphabet soup...

Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day

I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...

I call it LETTER RIP

My mum used to feed me alphabet soup when I was a kid

She insisted on me telling everyone that I loved it.

I didn't really, she was just putting words in my mouth

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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup ...

And shit out a statement smarter than the one you just made.

Alphabet Soup?

More like Times New Ramen, amirite?



(Not OC, but one of my favorite one-liners and haven’t seen it posted in this sub)

Don't leave alphabet soup cooking on the stove unattended.

It could spell disaster.

The doctor told me I shouldn’t eat alphabet soup.

I suffer from irritable vowel syndrome.

My roommate said that I couldn’t get him alphabet soup by dinner time

He’s eating his words right now.

I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated.

I was better after I evacuated my vowels.

ISIS has reportedly starting putting bombs in cans of alphabet soup

If any go off, it could spell disaster

My Mom Tried To Force Feed Me Alphabet Soup, Saying “I Loved It”

I Hate It When People Put Words In My Mouth

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

Alphabet soup

A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'. She said, 'What does that mean?' He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot, Intelligent'. She said, 'Oh that's so sweet! What about J, K?'


He said -- 'Just Kidd...

What do you get....

When you combine a laxative and alphabet soup?

'Letter Rip'

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I was watching my grandson play some word game on his phone.

He was repositioning two A's, an E, an I, an O and a U.

"Jason, that's the messiest vowel movement I've ever seen," I told him.

He replied, "You've never seen my shit after I eat alphabet soup, Grandpa."

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