You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....
Times new ramen!
My mum used to feed me alphabet soup when I was a kid
She insisted on me telling everyone that I loved it.
I didn't really, she was just putting words in my mouth
I ate five cans of alphabet soup earlier.
Just had the biggest vowel movement ever.
"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat..."
the vowels."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Sometimes."
What font does alphabet soup use?
Times New Ramen.
*Credit for this goes to Kim Komando. I heard it on the radio earlier today.*
What do you get when you mix alphabet soup and laxatives?
Letter rip!
Why do East Africans never finish their alphabet soup?
Because they only eat e o p a
I complained to my waiter that my alphabet soup had no letters between 'T' and 'V'
They said "That sounds like a 'U' problem"
Its bad enough I'm bulimic, but today, after vomiting up my alphabet soup...
I discovered I'm also dyslexic!
I made a concoction with half part laxatives and 4 parts alphabet soup...
I call it Letter Rip.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup ...
And shit out a statement smarter than the one you just made.
I ate an expired can of alphabet soup...
Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day
Alphabet Soup?
More like Times New Ramen, amirite?
(Not OC, but one of my favorite one-liners and haven’t seen it posted in this sub)
I spelled "I take back what I said" in a bowl of alphabet soup
I ate those words
Don't leave alphabet soup cooking on the stove unattended.
It could spell disaster.
I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated.
I was better after I evacuated my vowels.
My Mom Tried To Force Feed Me Alphabet Soup, Saying “I Loved It”
I Hate It When People Put Words In My Mouth
ISIS has reportedly starting putting bombs in cans of alphabet soup
If any go off, it could spell disaster
Alphabet soup
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'. She said, 'What does that mean?' He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot, Intelligent'. She said, 'Oh that's so sweet! What about J, K?'
He said -- 'Just Kidd...
How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?
With 26 characters he met at a party.
What do you get....
When you combine a laxative and alphabet soup?
'Letter Rip'
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