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What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?

Sheer Luck Holmes

Water solves so many health problems.

Want to lose weight? Drink water.

Want clearer skin? Drink water.

Suffer from migraines? Drink water.

People causing you anxiety? Drown them in water.

What do you call an aquatic reptile that solves crimes?

An investi-gator.

Trump solves an edumacation problem

The Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, comes running into the oval office and says, "Mr president! Mr president! I just found out fully HALF the population is below average intelligence. What can we do about it?" Trump thinks for a moment and tells her "See what you can do to increase the lower hal...

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A math teacher, a gym teacher, and a stoner die and arrive in heaven at the same time.

God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God calls the devil and the devil comes in and introduces himself.

The math teacher tries first and gives him a hard equation. The devil solves it in 10 seconds and the teacher is sent to hell.

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What do you call a constipated detective that solves cases with obvious details?

No shit sherlock.

How mathematician solves constipation?

With a pencil.








He works it out.

I have 99 problems and being handsome solves 54 of them

Therefore I have 99 problems.

My dream is to create a bioengineering startup that solves world hunger by developing a self-replicating noodle

Laugh now, but one day you're going to see my Copy Pasta everywhere.

What do you call an alligator that solves crimes and day trades on the side?

An Investigator

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries?

Nance Hebrew

Engineers solving a problem

A guy goes on a trip with 3 Friends; an electrical engineer, a physics engineer and an IT specialist. Few hours into the trip the car breaks down. The electrical engineer says: "Well i know this issue, there must be some problems with the electronics of this car". The physics engineer says "Of cours...

Cats don't need smart phones to solve their problems, they just sleep until the problem solves itself.

Cats: There's a nap for that.

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