I am going to become a bomb defuser.

It is one job where....

Either i'm right.

Or suddenly its not my problem anymore.

How do you defuse a time bomb?

Help i need answers really qui

"Now cut the red wire to defuse the bomb, sir" said the defusing expert calmly to me over the phone

What an explosive way to find out you're colourblind.

A bomb defusers life advice I live by

I asked him "Don't you get nervous about defusing the bomb?"

He shrugged and said "Either I'm right or its not my problem anymore"

I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making

by making you an otter you can't defuse.

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A man wins an online lottery of $5000 but finds out her entered the wrong email address.

He comes home disappointed and tells his son to send an email kindly requesting him to transfer all the money to his account, since he is the rightful recipient of the cash prize. However, his panic attack kicks in as he realizes he probably won't accept their request, and he tells his son to just s...

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Quite the scare!

While in a taxi heading for the International airport, I leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

He screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
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