Soft On Jokes

Her name is Wendy, but when his penis is soft only the "W" and the "Y" can be seen. Kinda weird, going around with a random "WY" tattooed on his weiner, but he really loves Wendy, so he couldn't care less about what other people thought.
One day he goes to play soccer with some friends of his an... read more

A man walks into a chemist and says to the pharmacist, “I’m
entertaining 4 girls tonight so I need something to keep me
going – I don’t want to go soft on them.”
“I have just the thing here,” replies the pharmacist and he
gives the man a small bottle of pills marked “super strength”.
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