After graduating from college, a woman comes home and confesses to her father, "After four years of college, I ain't a virgin anymore."
"I'm very disappointed in you," says the father. "Ever since you were just a little one, you were very bright. You got amazing grades in school, and you were actually the first member of our rural family to get accepted into college. To afford it, I had to get a second mortgage on the farm and sell ...
John has always wanted his own submarine.
Ever since he was a little kid, the only thing he had ever asked for was a submarine. Obviously, no one could afford to buy him a real submarine. But he grew up always planning in the back of his mind of how to one day own one.
One day, he decides to make his dream a reality. He finds a broke...
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