Thank you student loans for getting me through university...

I don't think I could ever repay you

Post Malone has started his own Student Loan Company

It's called "Post Malone's Post Pone Ma Loans"

What do you call a college student who joined the paratroopers to pay off his student loans?

Debt from above.

Why did my cat get screwed on his student loans?

He forgot to read the second claws

I'd like to take a moment to say thank you student loans for getting me through college.

I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.

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What's the difference between my wife and my student loans?

My student loans fuck me with interest.

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Having student loans is like being in a shitty marriage.

They fuck you once a month for 25 years,

they make you feel guilty about every dollar you spend,

and you spend an unhealthy amount of time wondering if you could fake your death to get out of the whole arrangement.

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Simple Economics

SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISMYou hav...

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A millennial walks into a bank

"I'd like to go $200,000 into debt please."

Banker: "What for?"

M: "Student loans."

B: "Great! Sign right here please."

M: "Nice. Can I also get a mortgage?"

B: "Absolutely the fuck not!"

The employees at my bank are soo nice these days!

Occasionally they would call me and remind me that my loans have been outstanding!

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I asked an employee at the bank if they had any specials or promotions on loans and she said "Yeah! Zero interest!"

To which I responded, "Uhhhh, then can you maybe fuckin go find someone who's *interested* in helping me?"

People can be so rude.

After years of hard work after college, I finally paid back my student loans.

I wish I can post this in a different sub.

Why is the SBA so slow at processing EIDL loans?

You try working in the dark and see how much you get accomplished.

What do you call a starship that works multiple jobs and can't pay of it's student loans?

The Millennial Falcon

A very wealthy man goes in a New Your bank and loans $10, leaving his Rolls Royce for collateral.

He then goes on a trip overseas, and returns a month later. He immediately goes to the bank, pays the $10 plus 5 cents interest, and turns to leave.

The president of the bank can't contain himself, and rushes up to the man to ask "Why did you borrow $10 when you're so rich? And why leave a ...

The Department is Education is canceling $150 million in student loans.

Those are a lucky 4 people.

A man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

The man says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The loans officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys and documents of a new Bentley Continental, parked on the street in front of the bank. Every...

What goes up but not down?

Student Loans

So I saw an ad near a bank for interest-free loans

I went inside to ask for one but no one gave a f\*\*\*

Shout out to my student loans

for being the only one from college keeping in touch

I don’t think I’d have made it through university without the help of my student loans

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to repay them

A Lawyer Walked Into a Bank to Get a Loan...

...and a bank employee assisted him with the requirements. The employee asked, "How much are you going to borrow, sir?"

"Five thousand dollars," the lawyer said.

"And when do you intend to pay it?" the bank employee asked.

"In 30 days."

"Okay, sir, we have a standard 18% ...

I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack.

Divorce

A blond walk into a bank and asks for a $5000 loan

She will be going away on a business trip for a week. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The luxury car, its gleaming shell attracting wishful looks from passer-bys, is parked on the street in front of ...

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