I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions
1. My credit card number 2. My social security number 3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
I scored a date with an energy drink.
Now I can say I went out with a Bang!
I scored extremely well on my socialist exam last week.
I got top Marx.
I scored 47/46 for my test.
It was a chromosomes test.
True story
So my friend and I were at his place and for some reason argued about who was smarter than the other, so we decided to do an online IQ test.
He went first, as he was sitting at the computer, while I looked on. He scored an impressive 120. Then it was my turn: 121.
There was a moment of...
I finally scored a date with a gymnast!
We hit it off at dinner and went back to my place for drinks.
One thing led to another and before we knew it we were making out and trying to get eachother out of our clothes.
She goes into the center of the room and contorts herself into this strange shape. She beckons me over and w...
I had my driving exams today and scored 9 out of 10
The last guy managed to jump out of the way
Did you know there are tents surviving that Genghis Khan used to sleep in? I just scored one on eBay!
Thought you would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
i almost scored 5 points in our rugby game yesterday.
it was a nice try
What did the cheeze say when he scored in basketball ?
Swiiisssssss
Which country have scored the most world cup goals?
The mongoals.
What do you call 90 year old named Jeremy that's scored 3 goals?
Jerry Hat-Trick
For the first time ever I scored the maximum on a test and I couldn't be happier.
The policeman with the breathalyzer seemed upset though.
Putin scored eight goals in that exhibition hockey game. Apparently he has an incredible slap shot...
... if you don't let him score, he slaps you and then shoots you.
I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities.
I scored 100%, 92%, and 88%
My wife is mad at me because I made a pass at her sister.
It’s not my fault she fumbled the ball and the other team scored a touchdown.
A woman wakes her husband up at 2 AM, saying
"Quick, who's scored the highest number of goals in football, ever?"
"Klose", replied the groggy husband.
"And how many episodes of Breaking Bad are there in total?"
"Huh? Wait, let me...55, no, 62, there's 62 total episodes" he replied.
"Who was that girl in that 'Saved ...
Little Zachary was doing terribly at mathematics. He constantly scored F's, and his teachers said that he was dragging far behind his classmates.
His parents tried everything they could to help him improve. Flash cards, tutors, books, nothing seemed to work. Finally, after getting some advice from the counselor, they decided to send him to a Catholic school.
Little Zachary didn't seem to mind. So the next week, he started going to th...
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