He went to a doctor, who was looking at the miracle unbelievably.
Doctor: "I..I.." the doctor stuttered, " Medical science cannot cure this."
"But..." the doctor says, "there is a wizard in the deep Lock Nock Lake. Go to him and he'l...
I got my friend a new set of arrows, but he said they looked like they sucked
I told him not to knock it until he nocks it.
Buh, buh ,bible . . .
A man with a stutter answers an ad for "bible salesman wanted". He walks into the office and says " I wanna suh, suh, sell buh, buh, buh, bibles ! "
The office manager, holding back a laugh, replies "sure thing, just take this here box and go door-to-door until they are gone. Then come back f...
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.
The oldest joke in the world.
“The search engine”.
I went to a stand-up gig of a guy named Archer.
It was boring as all he had were nock nock jokes.
A man walked into an archery range
He noticed a guy standing alone at the end of the row. This person would draw an arrow from his quiver, stab it into his leg, then ready and loose at the target.
Confused as hell, he asked, "Why are you jabbing yourself in the leg with your arrows before you use them?!"
The man smiled...
To the people making fun of archery...
...you cant try it until you nock it.
I thought I got a great deal on this new bow.
Turned out to just be a nock-off
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When I was 10
Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor tire will take 6 rounds before it goes down? Tough sumb...
An man with no arms walks into a bell tower...
...to apply for a job as the bell-ringer. He finds the proprietor and asks for a job. The proprietor says, "Well, sir, I don't think we'll be able to hire you. You have no arms with which to ring the bell." The man replies , "Sir, please. My father was a bell-ringer, my grandfather was a bell-ringer...