TIL Texas is called the lone star state

because it was the minimum allowed in a 5 star rating system

Movie ratings explained:

* G- Nobody gets the girl.
* PG- The good guy gets the girl.
* R- The bad guy gets the girl.
* X- Everyone gets the girl.

The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store.

But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new stars. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.

Chinese Flag Rating

I’d give it uhhh 5 stars.

In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle

Alien vs. Predator.

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There once was a wasp that lived in a jungle.

This was not your ordinary wasp though; he was smart, philosophical even. One day he finally got fed up with his repetitive, insignificant life and decided that he would leave his hive, his family, his entire close-knit wasp community and he would go out into the world and make something of himself,...

Biden has a higher approval rating among female voters than Trump

However it was the Mail voters that won Biden the Election.

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[NSFW] A porn website reviewer finally found a website he can give a 10/10 rating

Since then, he's been gushing with enthusiasm.

Went to see a movie last night which had an overall rating of 3.14

It was pirated.

Why do sword fighters have a high karma rating on reddit?

They have been trained to riposte.

I bought some pantyhose but they kept telling me climate change wasn't real

I should have checked the Denier rating

When they didn't accept my discount, I gave my local tanning salon a low rating...

It seemed a little shady to me.

My latest manual on evaluating desserts got pulled from stores

Apparently they made pie rating textbooks illegal

To me, I think it was the right idea to give that new joker movie an R rating

Without it the whole film would seem like one big “*Joke*”

A friend of mine wrote a book in prison about ratings systems

It was titled "Prose and Cons"

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Alabama has the highest approval rating for Trump in the country.

They also have a law banning the sale of vibrators.


Apparently they can only support one dildo at a time.

Trump’s wall is like his approval ratings

They’re both never going up

I know a guy who writes reviews of hippopotamuses despite the fact he always told me he was against rating animals.

He’s a hippo-crit.

The gave the sun a rating

It was only one star

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