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A man walks into a bar with an octopus

He sets the octopus down on the bar with $500 and says "this octopus can play any instrument put in front of him. If you don't believe me put $100 on the table, and bring him any instrument, if he can't play it you can keep all the money that's been put down." Naturally, several patrons come up with...

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An old woman and a bank manager

A woman walks into a bank

"I have one million dollars that I would like to deposit into a new account. May I see the bank manager?"

"Yes, ma'am, we can make you an account but you'd have to show me some proof of how you came across such a large sum of money in cash"

"I don't hav...

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