What do you call an attention deficit French vampire?
Drac...Ooh La La!
My kid has Attention Deficit Disorder so I have sent him to a summer camp for kids with ADHD.
It's known as a Concentration Camp.
A time traveler comes back from the year 2045
I encountered a time traveler today. During my self isolation he came to the door dressed in a hazmat suit. I was of course alarmed when I opened the door to such a site. He quickly explained who he was and asked if he could have just a few minutes of my time. I didn't believe anything he was sa...
I have found a cure for people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder...
... just send them to concentration camps.
A football manager signs his new star...
A manager for a football club signs his new star, a centipede. It’s the debut game for their new club and all the other players are out on the field when the match starts. The team starts conceding goals and is down 5-0 at half time.
During the break, the manager substitutes the centipede o...
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Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day...
...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate.
What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.