My kid has Attention Deficit Disorder so I have sent him to a summer camp for kids with ADHD.

It's known as a Concentration Camp.

What happens when you adopt Communism in Sahara Desert?

For the first three years, nothing. After that you'll get deficit of sand.

I have found a cure for people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder...

... just send them to concentration camps.

A football manager signs his new star...

A manager for a football club signs his new star, a centipede. It’s the debut game for their new club and all the other players are out on the field when the match starts. The team starts conceding goals and is down 5-0 at half time.

During the break, the manager substitutes the centipede o...

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Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day...

...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate.

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