In continuing attempts to reduce the worlds CO2 emissions, top scientists have found a way to make cars run on Parsley...

A spokesperson for the group has stated that they are now doubling their efforts to make trains run on Thyme.

Did you know Navy ships run on commercial batteries?

They run on 7 C's

What do vegans run on?

Grassoline.

If you want to run on the slippery floors,

Then knock yourselves out

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A man goes running on the beach every morning. (Nsfw)

So there's this guy and every morning he goes for a run on the beach.


One day he sees a woman, with no arms and no legs just lying in the sand and crying.


So he walks up to her and asks what's wrong and she says


" well all my life, nobody has ever given me a hug." ...

What does Dracula's torch run on?

*Bat-teries* now give me my five karma

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Pilot says to the passengers, one engine has failed but don't worry this plane has four engines it will only add 20 minutes to the flight, then a second and third engine fail, Pilot says it's OK this plane can run on one engine and only adds 2 hours to the flight. Paddy says.

Fucking heck if the other engine fails, we could be up here forever.

Did you hear about the politician who wants our public transportation to run on alternative fuels?

He promises to make the trains run on Thyme.

What operating system does Thanos' devices run on?

ThanOS

Electronics run on smoke...

It leaks out, they stop working.

What software does the Infinity Gauntlet run on?

ThanOS

You can't run on a camping site...

you can only ran because it's past tents

What did a run on sentence and a used pencil share at the same time?

A very dull point

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I'll run on the treadmill, I'll do the elliptical, I will even take a zumba class...

But yoga is a stretch for me.

What kind of computer does the Tumblr servers run on?

Not a binary one, thats for sure.

Why did the run on sentence think that it was pregnant?

Because its period was late.

Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs?

They wanted to thyme travel!

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Railroad

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of the tracks, w...

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If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...



This is an old joke and sadly some of this has come to pass.



If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology li...

Why don’t you run behind a car?

Because you will get exhausted.

Why don’t you run on the side of the car?

Because you will get tired,

Why don’t you run in front of a car?

Because you will get run over.

Matthew McConaughey considering a run for Texas Governor.

He's planning to run on an alt-right, alt-right, alt-right platform.

In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices.

It’s true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme

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