Run On Jokes - 18 Hilarious Run On Jokes

Why does America run on dunkins?

because everyone loves waking up with double d 's in your face!

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Did you know Navy ships run on commercial batteries?

They run on 7 C's

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I tried to take up Motorsport, but had to prove my car could run on meat juices

It was for a Stock Car race.

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What would a run on sentence ending in chameleon look like if you took away all the preceding words?

Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon.

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What do vegans run on?

Grassoline.

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A man goes running on the beach every morning. (Nsfw)

So there's this guy and every morning he goes for a run on the beach.

One day he sees a woman, with no arms and no legs just lying in the sand and crying.

So he walks up to her and asks what's wrong and she says

" well all my life, nobody has ever given me a hug." ...

What does Dracula's torch run on?

*Bat-teries* now give me my five karma

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What operating system does Thanos' devices run on?

ThanOS

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If you want to run on the slippery floors,

Then knock yourselves out

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Electronics run on smoke...

It leaks out, they stop working.

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In continuing attempts to reduce the worlds CO2 emissions, top scientists have found a way to make cars run on Parsley...

A spokesperson for the group has stated that they are now doubling their efforts to make trains run on Thyme.

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What software does the Infinity Gauntlet run on?

ThanOS

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You can't run on a camping site...

you can only ran because it's past tents

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Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs?

They wanted to thyme travel!

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Did you hear about the politician who wants our public transportation to run on alternative fuels?

He promises to make the trains run on Thyme.

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What did a run on sentence and a used pencil share at the same time?

A very dull point

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Why did the run on sentence think that it was pregnant?

Because its period was late.

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I'll run on the treadmill, I'll do the elliptical, I will even take a zumba class...

But yoga is a stretch for me.

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