If you want to run on the slippery floors,

Then knock yourselves out

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A man goes running on the beach every morning. (Nsfw)

So there's this guy and every morning he goes for a run on the beach.


One day he sees a woman, with no arms and no legs just lying in the sand and crying.


So he walks up to her and asks what's wrong and she says


" well all my life, nobody has ever given me a hug." ...

What do vegans run on?

Grassoline.

Did you hear about the politician who wants our public transportation to run on alternative fuels?

He promises to make the trains run on Thyme.

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Pilot says to the passengers, one engine has failed but don't worry this plane has four engines it will only add 20 minutes to the flight, then a second and third engine fail, Pilot says it's OK this plane can run on one engine and only adds 2 hours to the flight. Paddy says.

Fucking heck if the other engine fails, we could be up here forever.

What operating system does Thanos' devices run on?

ThanOS

What does Dracula's torch run on?

*Bat-teries* now give me my five karma

My son says that Detroit: Become Human wont run on his console

That's weird, everyone usually run so fast in Detroit...

What software does the Infinity Gauntlet run on?

ThanOS

Electronics run on smoke...

It leaks out, they stop working.

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water.

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

You can't run on a camping site...

you can only ran because it's past tents

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I'll run on the treadmill, I'll do the elliptical, I will even take a zumba class...

But yoga is a stretch for me.

What kind of computer does the Tumblr servers run on?

Not a binary one, thats for sure.

What does a car on the highway to hell run on?

An infernal combustion engine.

Why did the run on sentence think that it was pregnant?

Because its period was late.

Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs?

They wanted to thyme travel!

Yo Mama so FAT

NTFS refuses to run on her system

Diarrhea remedy sales are up

In fact there’s been quite a run on them.

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