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Run On Sentence Jokes

What would a run on sentence ending in chameleon look like if you took away all the preceding words?

Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon.

What did a run on sentence and a used pencil share at the same time?

A very dull point

Why did the run on sentence think that it was pregnant?

Because its period was late.

I had the court appearance for my encounter with the grammar police today...

The judge gave me a run on sentence!

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot

So Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot grew up together and were the best of friends.
They did everything together until one day Foot took ill.
So Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took Foot to the doctor.
The doctor examined Foot and then tells Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot the bad news that ...

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