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Patronize Jokes

My friend's always say I patronize people when I talk to them...

*Which means I talk to them like they're stupid.*

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Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes?

He has no room in his life for a fourth ho.

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This guy was constipated...

... so his rectum and sphincter start talking.

"Cmon rectum, you can do it! Push!"

"Don't patronize me, asshole!"

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