So a group of students recently did an experiment with results that showed zucchinis can actually improve your memory...
That’s great and all but I just feel sorry for the guy who had to get a zucchini shoved up his ass because he’s never gonna forget it.
Is this a zucchini in my pocket, or am I...
What is a zucchini's favorite sport?
My flirtatious neighbor called me and said that she bought too many zucchinis and ended up making two cheese and zucchini pies. She said I was welcome to come over and take one, and she also had some left over herbs that I could have.
So I went over, and she told she had just finished reading a Cosmo article called "which traffic sign are you?"
"Which traffic sign would your ideal woman be?" she asked me seductively.
I said " Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra t...
What's a Jawa's favorite type of bread?
What did the gourd say to the zucchini about their bad relations with a cow.
We gotta squash this beef.
What's the difference between squash and zucchini?
You can't zucchini bugs!
A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
A guy starts his first day at a bakery...
The boss says, "We're a healthy, whole-food bakery, so we put vegetables in every type of bread that we make." He shows the new guy to the back room, where there are rows of file cabinets with pictures of vegetables on them.
"Here's where we keep the carrot dough," the boss says, opening a fi...
What’s a Jawa’s favourite vegetable?
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An old Italian man and his three sons...
NSFW (Best if delivered in an eccentric Italian accent with all the gestures)
So this old Italian man has 3 sons, 2 of them quite fat and 1 skinny.
He asks his first son "a-Mario! Why you-a so fat?" Mario says "oh but-a papa, I like-a the linguini!" His papa say "but-a Mario! You take...
A woman walks into a supermarket
She grabs a zucchini and two limes and goes to pay for them. As the cashier is ringing up her items he comments to her;
"I can tell you're single"
The woman giggles and asks coyly
"Oh what gave that away"
The cashier replies
"Because you're fat"