What do you call a bunch of people in line for smoked ribs and brisket?
I smoked an entire brisket today.
My lungs hurt.
People say smoking is bad for you.
All I know is when I smoke, my brisket tastes amazing!
A guy is sitting home alone, when suddenly he hears a knock on the door.
He gets up to answer. There are two policemen outside. They ask him if he's married. He says yes and the policemen want to see the photo of the wife. He gets one and shows it to them. The policemen exchange sad looks and one of them says: "I'm very sorry, but it looks like your wife was hi...
I got offered to eat raw beef, but I said no.
I figured the steaks were too high and I probably shouldn’t brisket.
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A little Texas joke
A young man in Oklahoma turns 21. Excited, he tells his father, “I want to finally go to Texas.”
His father warns, “Scooter, you’re a full-grown man, now. I can’t stop you from going to Texas. But I have to warn you… **EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS!** You can’t be prepared for how absolutely hug...
Why didn't the cow cross the road?
He didn't want to brisket.
If Fred Durst opened a BBQ restaurant, he'd probably call it...
A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals ...
So, he decided not to brisket.