Did you hear about that cannibal who was arrested for making a pot roast outta their great-grandmother?
It was an old family recipe.
What food does a stoner serve his guests at a party?
Pot Roast. Ba dum dum
I was victim of mugging once
I had walked down to the grocery store to get a few ingredients for pot roast. I already had the meat in the fridge at home so I really just needed the vegetables. I picked out some onions, carrots, and some potatoes. After paying, I started walking back to my apartment. Some mean looking guy po...
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