Right Triangle Jokes - 4 Hilarious Right Triangle Jokes

I saw a right triangle resting under a tree.

I thought, "Wow, 90 degrees in the shade!"

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Taking the side length that’s opposite of an angle in a right triangle is very much frowned upon.

It’s considered a sin.

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A horse walks into a bar and says: 'On a right triangle with sides X, Y, and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?'

The bartender says Y, the long face.

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A young adult named Bob enters a confessional

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

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